Hi.

Haven’t been on Tumblr since I was pregnant. Whoops.

I had a baby. His name is Spencer. I got engaged. Cool stuff right there.

LOOK AT MY CUTE BABY.

hehehe.

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tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

The Red Light district.

Yo mama’s so fat that the Sorting Hat put her in all four houses!
Stumbled upon while I was on StumbleUpon. :o

I forgot about you, Tumblr.

After forgetting about my poor tumblr.. i remembered. Thanks to Rachel.

SUCK MAH DIIIICK.

I just lost my phone. Fuckin balls.

200 days until I meet little Spencer Izaiah or Alekzandra Lilly (:

What I hate about you..

  • Is that everything always has to be your way. If something happens to not go your way, you get extremely angry and throw bitchfits that would make a 5-year-old girl jealous.
  • You use anything and everything a person has said or done against them, but if someone happens to do that to you, you threaten to ‘slit their throats.’
  • You’re allowed to talk mad shit, but no one else is.
  • You use everything bad that happens to you as a tool.

Basically, I’ve come to hate everything about you.